Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
A blonde took her car into a mechanic shop she said her 710 cap came off and fluid was spewing everywhere. The mechanic asked her to show him the problem. She game him the cap and opened the hood to show him. he replied, " Ma'am, this is an OIL cap and the fluid is oil, Thank you and have a good day.
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Great jokes, I really liked them. My favorite one was the one with the dog, I hope you write more.
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